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Jennifer Kretchmer

My nerdiness knows no bounds, and I'm proud of it.

"Love all, trust a few. Do harm to none." -Shakespeare
That pretty much sums it up.

To make a Jen:
Take a hearty dash of nerdiness, a splash of politics (yes, I am a dirty hippie), several ounces of a virulent love of learning, and a heaping tablespoon of passion for performing. Pour into a "Jack-of-all-trades" pan lined with parchment paper and dust with a few languages. As much as possible, avoid contact with regrets. Top off with alternating layers of optimism and cynicism. Cook for 20-odd years. Share with friends over a nice glass of wine or a Diet Coke and some candy.
Note: Continues to improve with age.